My mom reminded me that I should post these articles, my latest journalistic endeavors. Soon, I'll have a third and fourth to add.
The first is a link to my article Metro Spirit's website about an Augusta department that is being turned into condos and retail space:
http://metrospirit.com/index.php?cat=1993101074454885&ShowArticle_ID=11011809070574037
Next, is the text of a silly essay I wrote for the back page of the Spirit's special home section ("Abode"):
Camping Out with the In-Laws
Molly Brannan
The soldiers made up for their tiny size with tenacity, numbers, and the Creepy Effect. Too early one morning, as I opened the cabinet under the sink, it took me a few beats to realize what was wrong. The garbage can was in its spot. The trash was still inside it, including a cereal bag and its few, remaining crumbs.
But there was something black covering everything, something that moved like a huge, bumpy amoeba. Ants. Their scouts had found my high-fiber, low-fat, all-natural, too-expensive breakfast leftovers and had moved in, undetected, overnight. The adventures (or disasters) had just begun in what I like to call: Camping Out with the In-laws.
My fiancé and I are staying in the loft above his parents’ garage until we find a house of our own. Theirs is a beautiful property – both the big house and the little house – so “camping out” does not imply that our accommodations are shabby or that our hosts are anything but generous.
We have three black cats (my almost-in-laws are not cat people) and one black lab (they are not big dog people either), so we are forced to clean often. Even so, there seem to be a coincidentally high number of insect incidents that remind us, a la the house in the Shining, that we are not meant to be here forever. We may be mastering the steps in the dance-of-the-long-term-guests, but we are not permanent residents.
After the first ant encounter, we thought we had out-smarted them. I had wedged the cereal on a little ledge six feet off of the ground. We scrubbed, vacuumed, and swept, choosing not to use pesticides so close to our animals. We scrubbed, vacuumed, and swept again. We were sure that our kitchen was the least tasty on the block, and just in case the ants didn’t know, I told them in a flurry of curses.
We were wrong. The ants proved their love for golden oats and flax seed by a return visit, via the counter, the wall, and the cabinets. In one four-foot long stream of hungry troops, they raided my stash. I found them covering the box of cereal and the bag inside the box. I – the long-time vegetarian – took to killing them with my bare hands.
The ants also found an entrance through the crawl space on the second floor. They marched, single file into our bedroom through the space between the door and the wall. They went into our hamper where they roved – creepy! – in and out of our dirty clothes. Perhaps the last few dairy-free, vitamin-fortified crumbs called to them with the promise of a final well-balanced breakfast.
Although we have always seen our stay with my fiancé’s parents as being temporary, the search for a house of our own seem much more urgent. We have been told many times by the owners of the house that we are welcome to live here for as long as we like, and the uninvited guests agree. They only ask that we keep buying their favorite cereal.
Monday, September 24, 2007
Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Busy Bee
After months and months of not having much to do, I am suddenly crazy busy with two-and-a-half jobs and a promise to myself to train for another marathon. That said, I apologize for not contributing much to this blog recently.
While I'm still adjusting to my new schedule, I am going to add links to whatever I write for Metro Spirit (or any other publication), but I may not do much more than that. Hopefully things will settle down a little, and I'll want to write for fun more often. Until then, thank you for your patience.
cheers,
molly
While I'm still adjusting to my new schedule, I am going to add links to whatever I write for Metro Spirit (or any other publication), but I may not do much more than that. Hopefully things will settle down a little, and I'll want to write for fun more often. Until then, thank you for your patience.
cheers,
molly
Friday, August 24, 2007
Published at Last
While I've been bad about writing here, I do have (sort of) an excuse. And it's an exciting excuse. On top of the full-time job waiting tables and the part-time job freelance writing and editing for an education program, I have taken on another title: contributer to Augusta's local weekly paper, Metro Spirit.
Yesterday my first article appeared in the paper in yellow boxes across the area and on the Spirit's website. I am giddy. Here's the link: http://metrospirit.com/index.php?cat=1993101074450312&ShowArticle_ID=11002108071835366
I will continue to write for them on a part-time basis, covering stories of Augusta interest, and building my resume and knowledge of the real (not virtual) publishing world. I'll include links to my stories on this blog and prod you all to read them. Perhaps (fingers crossed) this could lead to a full-time, paying gig. At last, I have some good news!
Yesterday my first article appeared in the paper in yellow boxes across the area and on the Spirit's website. I am giddy. Here's the link: http://metrospirit.com/index.php?cat=1993101074450312&ShowArticle_ID=11002108071835366
I will continue to write for them on a part-time basis, covering stories of Augusta interest, and building my resume and knowledge of the real (not virtual) publishing world. I'll include links to my stories on this blog and prod you all to read them. Perhaps (fingers crossed) this could lead to a full-time, paying gig. At last, I have some good news!
Wednesday, August 15, 2007
Waiting Tables
Now that I'm in Augusta, I have found myself a semi-real job so that Dave and I can get serious about buying a house (and so that we can afford food). I am waiting tables at a really nice French bistro called Bistro 491, working nights four times a week.
It's been a challenge these past few days getting back into the restaurant schedule, especially standing for six hours straight. Hopefully the money will be good and it will allow me enough time and energy to pursue writing. I will try to update the blog regularly (I know it's been a little while), however, it may take a few weeks for me to adjust.
This is a short, wimpy post, I know. But I'm not going anywhere. Things are just changing - for the better this time!
Cheers.
It's been a challenge these past few days getting back into the restaurant schedule, especially standing for six hours straight. Hopefully the money will be good and it will allow me enough time and energy to pursue writing. I will try to update the blog regularly (I know it's been a little while), however, it may take a few weeks for me to adjust.
This is a short, wimpy post, I know. But I'm not going anywhere. Things are just changing - for the better this time!
Cheers.
Wednesday, August 8, 2007
The Saga of Job Hunting
Searching and applying for freelance writing jobs has only reinforced for me the idea that it's not what you know, it's who you know. And in an age when so many jobs are listed online, and no personal contact is ever made, finding a job as a new writer seems next to impossible.
After deciding to really make a go of this whole freelance thing, I have applied for forty or fifty jobs. (I haven't added them up, though. It'd be too depressing.) In my excited, naive state, I initially thought that my education and experience with writing in and out of school would really help my chances. The whole Brown University, having-written-a-book thing seemed unusual in a good way. Now, though, it seems unusual but not all that helpful.
What these people who are looking for writers really want is to know you before they hire you. Ideally, they would know you personally or as a friend-of-a-friend. The next best thing is to know you via the publications for which you've already worked. It seems like the writing sample itself ranks far below the title of the newspaper or magazine that appears over it. And if your writing hasn't appeared in anything familiar, your potential bosses aren't willing to read much further.
Now this is all speculation, of course. I don't actually know what they are thinking when they hire one person and don't hire another. I would know if they actually ever wrote back... but don't get me started on that. It just seems like this huge catch 22: employers want you to have extensive experience with well-known publications, but you can't get jobs with those publications (or any for that matter) without extensive experience at well-known publications.
I guess the only way is to keep trying and to hope that someone will take a chance on a brash, young kid with big dreams.
Cheers.
After deciding to really make a go of this whole freelance thing, I have applied for forty or fifty jobs. (I haven't added them up, though. It'd be too depressing.) In my excited, naive state, I initially thought that my education and experience with writing in and out of school would really help my chances. The whole Brown University, having-written-a-book thing seemed unusual in a good way. Now, though, it seems unusual but not all that helpful.
What these people who are looking for writers really want is to know you before they hire you. Ideally, they would know you personally or as a friend-of-a-friend. The next best thing is to know you via the publications for which you've already worked. It seems like the writing sample itself ranks far below the title of the newspaper or magazine that appears over it. And if your writing hasn't appeared in anything familiar, your potential bosses aren't willing to read much further.
Now this is all speculation, of course. I don't actually know what they are thinking when they hire one person and don't hire another. I would know if they actually ever wrote back... but don't get me started on that. It just seems like this huge catch 22: employers want you to have extensive experience with well-known publications, but you can't get jobs with those publications (or any for that matter) without extensive experience at well-known publications.
I guess the only way is to keep trying and to hope that someone will take a chance on a brash, young kid with big dreams.
Cheers.
Friday, August 3, 2007
Brainstorm
While never drawn to fiction writing, I suddenly have a new idea for a book in mind. I'm going to use this space to work through the beginning stages, to see if it's really something I should spend time on. If you read this, thank you! I hope it's not too journal-ly for a blog. Also, please give me feedback if you have any.
After reading two wonderful books - Year of Wonders and The Red Tent - and watching a lot of episodes of a Discovery Health show - House of Babies - during my recovery, I am intrigued by midwifery. Thus, the subject of my book was sparked.
So, a book about midwives. I was thinking it could be a little like The Hours meets As I Lay Dying. It would move from character to character every chapter, with each character coming from a different period in time. They could all face different problems, both social problems and difficult childbirths. They would all, obviously, have different personalities.
One midwife could be working around the time of the Hebrew Bible (Old Testament), a la the Red Tent. Or maybe it should be in a little bit different time period to distinguish itself. Anyway, it'd be a long time ago. I think this would be a good way to show how women have had to face similar struggles for thousands of years.
The second midwife could be from the seventeenth century, perhaps living with the first English settlers in Plymouth. I recently read a little blurb about Puritans and sex (yes, they can coexist in the same sentence!) that talked about how they were not quite as prude as we think they were.
I'd also love, for similar reasons, to bring in a midwife from the Victorian era. Although, maybe I should focus on another part of the world instead of the West. India perhaps? This reminds me of another favorite book, Holder of the World. Again, this could help show similarities between women from different places and times.
Finally, to connect this story to modern women, I'd like to have one of my midwives living within the last fifty years. It could sort of tie the whole thing together.
So, what do you think? Would it be something you'd like to read?
Cheers.
After reading two wonderful books - Year of Wonders and The Red Tent - and watching a lot of episodes of a Discovery Health show - House of Babies - during my recovery, I am intrigued by midwifery. Thus, the subject of my book was sparked.
So, a book about midwives. I was thinking it could be a little like The Hours meets As I Lay Dying. It would move from character to character every chapter, with each character coming from a different period in time. They could all face different problems, both social problems and difficult childbirths. They would all, obviously, have different personalities.
One midwife could be working around the time of the Hebrew Bible (Old Testament), a la the Red Tent. Or maybe it should be in a little bit different time period to distinguish itself. Anyway, it'd be a long time ago. I think this would be a good way to show how women have had to face similar struggles for thousands of years.
The second midwife could be from the seventeenth century, perhaps living with the first English settlers in Plymouth. I recently read a little blurb about Puritans and sex (yes, they can coexist in the same sentence!) that talked about how they were not quite as prude as we think they were.
I'd also love, for similar reasons, to bring in a midwife from the Victorian era. Although, maybe I should focus on another part of the world instead of the West. India perhaps? This reminds me of another favorite book, Holder of the World. Again, this could help show similarities between women from different places and times.
Finally, to connect this story to modern women, I'd like to have one of my midwives living within the last fifty years. It could sort of tie the whole thing together.
So, what do you think? Would it be something you'd like to read?
Cheers.
Wednesday, August 1, 2007
Mongolia Lost and Found (Part Three)
(again, written by Bill Shields)
There is still no verbal understanding, so raised voices and vigorously jerking arm motions are our only means of communicating our demands. They are very mad but stop short of any physical attempt to get us on the buses where most others reside. We even resort to a little laughing and smiling to give an air of superiority that is intended to push them over the edge. We think that they have surrendered as they lead us away from the buses and toward a ticket counter where we assume they will return our bags. No such luck.
They are now pointing toward the conveyor belt that normally takes our bags to a place only God and Confucius knows. Now they are smiling. We recognize the international translation for ‘if you want your damn bags so bad go find them yourself’. To their surprise and visible consternation Cho and I think this may be the appropriate end to a lousy day, so we decide to take them up on their offer.
There is a low ceiling so we duck-walk down the conveyor and through the hole at the end that leads us under the airport. There is a rubber slide that descends into an enormous cement warehouse that is full of carts with luggage of every size and color. The carbon monoxide is so thick you can literally watch it move with the wave of a hand. I can’t believe anyone actually survives working in this environment. We begin our search.
It is amazing that within a fairly short time we find our luggage at the bottom of a cart and proceed to pull and kick our luggage free. Now it is back to duck-walking up the conveyor belt and back out into the main airport. Our hosts are still there and their dismay at our success is only exceeded by their knowledge that our life has been cut short by consumption of lethal levels of carbon monoxide. Back to the buses we go.
All is quiet – but only briefly. The young Slavs have decided it is time for a sing along. I have been watching this smiley group of young people now for some time trying to categorize their nationality. It is impossible and I finally decide why – they are gypsies and call no single place their home. The men are all incredibly handsome and the women beautiful. Their upbeat nature seems natural and can only mean one thing – they have no rules. The rest of us are a package deal. They care not and proceed to dance and sing. It is obvious joy and their intent is to spread that among the rest of us whether we want it or not.
It is impossible not to participate and we are relatively sure that the words do not involve any gypsy curses or death wishes to all non gypsy-like civilizations. I am watching the North Koreans and they are clearly uncomfortable with joy and looking for an exit. In the end even they succumb, but cover Kim Il-Sung’s eyes so he cannot see they are enjoying themselves. This is a macabre scene and visions of Hans Solo walking into a Martian bar appear in my head.
It is now about 9 PM and we are whipped as we pull up to the hotel...Cho and I locate our tour agent and declare we will not be staying in this hotel. Voices are raised once again and we think they are telling us that we aren’t even really supposed to be in China so they cannot let us go. We smile, shake our heads that we understand, and then we leave. To our surprise there is no pursuit...We drag our luggage across the street to a Holiday Inn...
The next morning we arrive back at the Bates Motel and board the buses with the living dead. Even the gypsies are a little subdued but maybe they are not morning people. The North Koreans look rested because this has probably been a holiday for them compared to their usual digs. And they have been given time to regain their composure and stone looks.
The trip back to the airport is quiet and uneventful. We do not have to go through immigration because technically we were never really in China in the first place. We actually board the plane with no further delay and I am mildly surprised that there is no livestock aboard. We are off.
There is still no verbal understanding, so raised voices and vigorously jerking arm motions are our only means of communicating our demands. They are very mad but stop short of any physical attempt to get us on the buses where most others reside. We even resort to a little laughing and smiling to give an air of superiority that is intended to push them over the edge. We think that they have surrendered as they lead us away from the buses and toward a ticket counter where we assume they will return our bags. No such luck.
They are now pointing toward the conveyor belt that normally takes our bags to a place only God and Confucius knows. Now they are smiling. We recognize the international translation for ‘if you want your damn bags so bad go find them yourself’. To their surprise and visible consternation Cho and I think this may be the appropriate end to a lousy day, so we decide to take them up on their offer.
There is a low ceiling so we duck-walk down the conveyor and through the hole at the end that leads us under the airport. There is a rubber slide that descends into an enormous cement warehouse that is full of carts with luggage of every size and color. The carbon monoxide is so thick you can literally watch it move with the wave of a hand. I can’t believe anyone actually survives working in this environment. We begin our search.
It is amazing that within a fairly short time we find our luggage at the bottom of a cart and proceed to pull and kick our luggage free. Now it is back to duck-walking up the conveyor belt and back out into the main airport. Our hosts are still there and their dismay at our success is only exceeded by their knowledge that our life has been cut short by consumption of lethal levels of carbon monoxide. Back to the buses we go.
All is quiet – but only briefly. The young Slavs have decided it is time for a sing along. I have been watching this smiley group of young people now for some time trying to categorize their nationality. It is impossible and I finally decide why – they are gypsies and call no single place their home. The men are all incredibly handsome and the women beautiful. Their upbeat nature seems natural and can only mean one thing – they have no rules. The rest of us are a package deal. They care not and proceed to dance and sing. It is obvious joy and their intent is to spread that among the rest of us whether we want it or not.
It is impossible not to participate and we are relatively sure that the words do not involve any gypsy curses or death wishes to all non gypsy-like civilizations. I am watching the North Koreans and they are clearly uncomfortable with joy and looking for an exit. In the end even they succumb, but cover Kim Il-Sung’s eyes so he cannot see they are enjoying themselves. This is a macabre scene and visions of Hans Solo walking into a Martian bar appear in my head.
It is now about 9 PM and we are whipped as we pull up to the hotel...Cho and I locate our tour agent and declare we will not be staying in this hotel. Voices are raised once again and we think they are telling us that we aren’t even really supposed to be in China so they cannot let us go. We smile, shake our heads that we understand, and then we leave. To our surprise there is no pursuit...We drag our luggage across the street to a Holiday Inn...
The next morning we arrive back at the Bates Motel and board the buses with the living dead. Even the gypsies are a little subdued but maybe they are not morning people. The North Koreans look rested because this has probably been a holiday for them compared to their usual digs. And they have been given time to regain their composure and stone looks.
The trip back to the airport is quiet and uneventful. We do not have to go through immigration because technically we were never really in China in the first place. We actually board the plane with no further delay and I am mildly surprised that there is no livestock aboard. We are off.
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